Outrageous thought of the day

I opened the fridge and saw that there were leftovers. As I took the leftovers out, I thought to myself,

“Better not eat all the leftover or else I won’t get to enjoy it later.”

Why, you ask, “is that outrageous?”

Because I’m standing in front of a fridge that is not my own, taking up space in a house that I am not listed under by the government.

I just don’t find it reasonable to have the thought of not wanting to indulge in the whole leftover for fear of not being able to enjoy it later in that kind of setting.

Outrageous?

I think so.